The Porn Industry Wants A Bailout,Too!When Sex Stops Selling, You Know Times Are Tough!

Tits and ass just aren’t racking up the sales that they used too. I guess that’s why Larry Flynt & Joe Francis are jumping in the long line of bailout seekers! And about $5 billion can help them get sex back on the minds of the American people. Are these guys bleepin’ kidding or what?! Who cares if my guy can’t ogle some other chick’s surgically enhanced body? I’m sure most women will be glad to see a serious reduction in porn.It would save a lot of relationships as well. Here’s more on this ridiculous story from the Telegraph.co.uk:

“Porn baron Larry Flynt is seeking a $5 billion bailout from Washington to rejuvenate the industry, which he says is suffering because of the economic downturn.
The Hustler magazine founder has teamed up with fellow adult entertainment mogul Joe Francis, creator of the Girls Gone Wild video series, to approach Congress for the same kind of financial assistance recently approved for car manufacturers.

The pair have asked the 111th Congress, which convened on Tuesday with the economy at the top of its agenda, “to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America” with a bailout.

“Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation’s most important businesses, (and) we feel we deserve the same consideration,” Francis said in a statement.

“In difficult economic times, Americans turn to entertainment for relief. More and more, the kind of entertainment they turn to is adult entertainment.”

“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” Owen Moogan, a spokesman for Flynt, told CNN.

“The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.” (End of Excerpt) Read the entire article here:(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4165049/US-porn-industry-seeks-multi-billion-dollar-bailout.html

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