Both Madonna & Her Ass-ets Have Taken A Fall!!

Madonna & her ass-ets(get it?) have taken a fall! While on her Sticky & Sweet tour, she fell plum on her ass! She was on stage, so she tried to make it look like it was a part of her act. But, not only did she physically take a tumble, her finances took a bit of a plunge as well. Check out the amount she reportedly paid Guy Ritchie,according to NME.COM:

” Madonna and  Guy Ritchie have reached a divorce settlement, it was announced today (December 15).

The pop star has settled with her director ex-husband for at least $76 million (50 million pounds), according to her spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg.

The massive sum includes the value of their English country home. Ritchie will reportedly hold on to their west London pub, the Punchbowl.

The settlement is nearly twice the value of the one reached by former Beatle Paul McCartney and his ex-wife Heather Mills earlier this year.

I’d assume it’s one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement,” Rosenberg told the Associated Press.

The couple’s combined assets were reportedly valued at $525 million, the majority of which belonged to Madonna.”(End of Excerpt) Read the rest of this entry here:

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