The Webster Dictionary Has Literally Redefined Marriage!

Did you know that you can now find a definition for gay marriage in a dictionary? Merriam-Webster has redefined marriage. Since it has become a huge part of our modern lexicon,it only makes sense that you can find it in a reference book. They must evolve with the times like everybody else!

R.I.P. Natasha Richardson: She Moved To America To Forge Her Own Identity!

Natasha Richardson is the absolutely stunning London-bred actress (May 11 ,1963 –  March 18, 2009) who died from the injuries she sustained while learning how to ski. Unfortunately,she had no helmet on.Many believe that the injuries would not have been life-threatening if she just would have took that precaution.And after she was injured,Ms. Richardson [...]

The Irish PM Brian Cowen On Teleprompters:”Who said these things were idiot-proof?”

President Obama loves to use teleprompters. Leos really are cowardly when it comes to imperfection. We are frightened to death of making a mistake. That’s why he always has a prepared speech in front of him.
President Obama learned that being scripted does not always guarantee  a gaffe free speech. Both Obama & the Irish PM [...]

“America’s Top Model” Is Really All The Rage!

‘America’s Next Top Model’ wannabe Bianca Tsolinas.

“America’s Top Model” is all the rage.It literally is! Thousands of women showed up to fulfill their dreams of becoming a model.Instead,they got their worst nightmare when the scene of the “Top Model” auditions became the scene of a huge melee.Some of these female warriors would be better off [...]

Britney Spears Has Gone From Being A Pop Star To A Tabloid Star!

Britney Spears has nothing to contribute musically.She can’t sing,play any instruments, or do anything that a musically inclined person is able to do.And though some claim that she can dance,I don’t call gyrating dancing! Sorry,I just don’t!
So,why was she ever considered to be a pop star in the first place?Oh,it’s because she sold a ton [...]

Sen. Grassley On AIG Execs: “Either Resign Or Committ Suicide”!

Sen. Chuck Grassley’s moment of candor has been the topic of conversation today.He said that AIG execs should “either resign or committ suicide“. Huh?!!
We don’t need Grassley’s over-the-top rhetoric to make us feel better.All his comments did was generate a little controversy & attention for Sen. Grassley.His colorful remarks offer no real solutions at all! [...]

Unlike Germany,We Wouldn’t Dare Sell These “Obama Fingers”!

Did you see the new fried chicken finger product that bears President Obama’s surname?A German company claims that they had no clue that naming a fried chicken product after a black president would be offensive to people. You see, they didn’t know that the “Obama Fingers” would be seen as a racial dig!
I have a [...]

Hey,Wanker Bankers Are Everywhere!

Everyone is up in arms about the fact that AIG has rewarded their executives for their failures with fat bonuses.They gave the same reason that the Royal Bank Of Scotland did for this ridiculousness.It was a contractual agreement.
Now,where the hell in that contract did it say that they would give their executives incentives for failure? [...]

I Absolutely Love Jon Stewart!

You can call him what you want,but you can’t call Jon Stewart dishonest.Unlike these financial “analysts” who only gave the public the truth after we got swept up in this economic tsunami! Why would anyone get mad at Jon Stewart for telling the truth? I’ll take honesty any way that I can get it. Even [...]

Bristol Palin Takes The Right Out Of Righteousness!

Remember how Sarah Palin tried to differentiate her daughter from every other single mother out there? She said that her unwed pregnant daughter was going to marry the father.Here’s Sarah Palin’s official statement from The L.A. Times:
“Republicans swung into damage control Monday as their scaled-back convention was overtaken by news that the unmarried teenage daughter [...]